Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”
It’s weird that pirates would go from shore to shore looking for buried treasure when the real treasure was in the friendships they were making
- season 1: drake helps josh w/ a crush
- season 4: drake & josh accidentally sell an orangutan to a man who eats orangutans
Andamooka Rough Opal
Raw Fire Opal
Tree Fossil with Opal Rings
911: how can I help you?
me: there’s a spider and I’m scared
"Luckily I have an ace up my sleeve!" I smirk and roll my sleeve up. A confused asexual rolls out, blinking in the sudden light.